Retention Teardown
A blunt 20-minute teardown of your retention emails or churn flow. You get fixes you can ship this week.
Book Your Teardown - $99 →One-time payment. No subscription. Ships within 48 hours.
What You Get
Most churn advice is too slow to ship.
- • You read a 5,000-word blog post on "reducing churn" and still don't know what to fix first
- • You hired a consultant who gave you a 40-page deck you never opened
- • You know your onboarding emails are weak but don't know exactly what's wrong
- • You're losing users and the fixes keep getting pushed to "next sprint"
This is different.
- • I look at your actual emails and flows - not theory
- • You get 3 fixes ranked by impact - ship the first one today
- • Written summary you can hand to your team and execute
- • 20 minutes, $99, done. No retainer. No "phase 2."
How It Works
You Pay $99
One-time payment through Stripe. No subscription, no upsell.
Send Me Your Flows
Forward your retention emails, onboarding sequence, or churn flow. Screenshots or text - whatever you have.
I Tear It Apart
20-minute focused review. I find what's hurting retention and what to fix first.
You Get a Written Summary
Clear document with 3 ranked fixes you can ship this week. No fluff, no filler.
What I Can Tear Down
Retention Emails
Win-back sequences, re-engagement campaigns, cancellation follow-ups. I'll find the gaps killing your save rate.
Onboarding Flows
Welcome emails, activation sequences, trial-to-paid nudges. Where are users dropping off and why?
Churn Flows
Cancellation pages, exit surveys, downgrade paths. I'll tell you what's letting users walk out the door.
1 Teardown Per Day. That's It.
I do one teardown per day so I can give it real attention. This isn't a factory. It's me, looking at your flows, finding what's broken.
If today's spot is taken, you'll get yours tomorrow. But there's no waitlist - once it's gone, it's gone.
This Is For You If...
- ✓ You have a SaaS and users are churning faster than you'd like
- ✓ Your onboarding exists but you're not sure it's actually working
- ✓ You send retention emails but open rates and saves are flat
- ✓ You want someone to be blunt about what's not working - not polite
- ✓ You want to ship fixes this week - not build a 6-month roadmap
Get Your Teardown
20 minutes. Written summary. 3 fixes you can ship this week. $99. One-time. Today only.
Book Your Teardown - $99 →30-second Stripe checkout. No subscription. Delivered within 48 hours.
Questions?
What exactly do I get?
A written summary with my blunt assessment of your retention emails or churn flow, plus 3 specific, prioritized fixes you can ship this week. No fluff.
What do I need to send you?
Your retention emails, onboarding sequence, or cancellation flow. Screenshots, forwarded emails, or plain text - whatever's easiest. After payment, I'll email you with instructions.
How fast do I get results?
Within 48 hours of receiving your materials. Usually faster.
Is this a call or async?
Async. I review your flows on my own time and send you the written teardown. No scheduling, no calendar dance.
What if I want more help after?
Ship the 3 fixes first. If you want another teardown after that, book another one. No retainers, no commitments.